Mental
Mental SuperDork
5/25/08 2:11 a.m.
Marjorie Suddard wrote: I know I'm supposed to know what's going on and all, but I had no idea our readers had such cool rides posted. Margie (Oh, and edit: Are we going to broaden this discussion to include "yo momma" jokes? I love those.)

Yo Momma so stupid, when I pionted to a car and said "Meotter." She pionted to her pants and said "Mebeaver."

Jay
Jay HalfDork
5/25/08 6:25 a.m.

Yo mamma so ugly, she went on a blind date and the guy's dog ran away!

Yo mamma so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone!

Yo mamma so hairy, when she's a-comin' the sheep go runnin'!

Yo mamma so ugly, when she was born the doc slapped her mamma!

J

Luke
Luke HalfDork
5/25/08 6:52 a.m.

Yo Momma so ugly, when she was born, her mother said 'oh, what a treasure we have.' Then her father says 'yeah, now lets bury it!'

JFX001
JFX001 HalfDork
5/25/08 8:23 a.m.

Yo Momma so dumb she thought asphalt was a butt disease.

Jay
Jay HalfDork
5/25/08 11:29 a.m.

Yo mamma so ugly, she thinks you good lookin'!

J

EastCoastMojo
EastCoastMojo GRM+ Memberand New Reader
5/25/08 11:31 a.m.

Yo mamma is so fat, she has a smaller fat person orbiting around her.

gamby
gamby SuperDork
5/25/08 12:23 p.m.

Yo mama so fat, when she dances, she skips the band!!!

ignorant
ignorant SuperDork
5/25/08 12:34 p.m.

If bricks were ugliness yo mama could build the projects.

seann
seann
5/25/08 2:16 p.m.

Your mama's got a glass eye with a fish in it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgXkwiM0hIQ

Jay
Jay HalfDork
5/25/08 3:42 p.m.
seann wrote: Your mama's got a glass eye with a fish in it!

That was... fantastic. Musical genius.

Yo mamma so dumb, she tells 'yo mamma' jokes to you!

J

littleturquoiseb
littleturquoiseb New Reader
5/25/08 5:01 p.m.

your moma got a wooden leg with a kickstand!

redbonechkn
redbonechkn New Reader
5/25/08 5:18 p.m.

Your mama is so dumb she sold her car, for gas money!:grin:

ArtOfRuin
ArtOfRuin Reader
5/25/08 5:43 p.m.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits around the house!

Yo momma so fat, she sat on a rainbow and Skittles came out!

Yo momma so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince!

Yo momma so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is change!

Yo momma so short, she gotta slam-dunk her bus fare!

RidgeRunner
RidgeRunner New Reader
5/25/08 7:05 p.m.

Your mother's a dirty whore! Your mother's a dirty whore! Your mother's a dirty whore! Your mother's a dirty whore! Your mother's a dirty whore!

Now watch, nobody will get the reference... :omg:

jamscal
jamscal New Reader
5/25/08 7:47 p.m.

...dated....

Yo mamma's so fat, she wore a Malcom X t-shirt and a helicopter tried to land on her

RealMiniDriver
RealMiniDriver Dork
5/25/08 11:10 p.m.

Yo momma's so stupid, she says "Am not" to R2 Yo momma thinks Jar Jar is full of pickles pickles

rebelgtp
rebelgtp HalfDork
5/25/08 11:54 p.m.

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!

Yo mama so greasy, she swam in the ocean and caused and oil slick!

Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater!

Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh!

ArtOfRuin
ArtOfRuin Reader
5/26/08 3:07 a.m.

:evil: Your mother sews socks that smell! :evil:

seann
seann New Reader
5/28/08 1:39 p.m.

Your mamas an extra on The Simpsons.

Wally
Wally GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
5/28/08 2:39 p.m.
Mental wrote: Yo Momma so stupid, when I pionted to a car and said "Meotter." She pionted to her pants and said "Mebeaver."

:grin:\

Yo Mama's so fat when she goes to the beach noone else gets a tan.

John Brown
John Brown GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
5/28/08 2:46 p.m.

Yo mommas glasses are so thick, when she looks at Googlemaps she can see people waving at her.

poopshovel
poopshovel Dork
5/28/08 2:58 p.m.

Your mother thinks this thread is funny.

HunterJP
HunterJP GRM+ Member
5/28/08 3:55 p.m.

Yo momma so dumb, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing out the W's.

Yo momma so dumb, she saw a sign on the way to the airport that said, "Airport Left", and turned around and went home.

Yo momma so ugly, she made the ugly stick say, "Daaaaaaamn!".

Yo momma so ugly, she make a freight train take a dirt road.

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