jrw1621 wrote: Its not every day you come across an Ogie Oglethorpe reference. I did not want it to go un-noticed. The announcers introduction of Ogie: "This young man has had a very trying rookie season, with the litigation, the notoriety, his subsequent deportation to Canada and that country's refusal to accept him."
You just made my day, I was hoping it wouldn't go unnoticed.
I am laughing too.
Bring back much of the Syracuse Bulldogs
Tim "Dr. Hook" McCracken
Coach and chief punk of the Syracuse Bulldogs. His claim to fame according to Jim Carr is being able to "carve a man's eye out with the flick of a wrist."
And Ogie:
A criminal element that started the season with the Lancaster Gears and then unexplainedly finished the year with the Syracuse Bulldogs. Maybe the attempted deportation had something to do with it, but we're just guessing.
Clarence "Screaming Buffalo" Swamptown
A player that was once previously thought to be "suspended forever", Screaming Buffalo was reinstated for the Federal League championship.
I went to a bar fight and a hockeygame broke out.
Chuck Norris, Andre the Giant, and the Boondock Saints and their father.
sonny chiba /thread
the power rangers?
or this dude http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gogen_Yamaguchi
He killed a tiger with his bare hands... chuck norris is a baby compared to this guy.
Chuck Yeager, Mark Donahue, Chuck Berry, Hunter S. Thompson, John Belushi.
Think about it.
Israeli Krav Maga instructor. They will berkeley you up for life; if you survive.
Rorschach from Watchmen. He'd have your back.
Bruce Piatt, Jerry Miculek, Robby Leatham, Bob Munden, Doug Koenig, not necessarily in that order.
My B-team would be: Alexander Ovechkin, AC Slater, Tim Tebow, Tron (dave chappelle character), and Wesley Snipes with a hightower fade hair cut.
Bruce Lee, Ogre, Dolph Lundgren, Steve Buscemi, and Optimus Prime.
Yeah, I said it.
Sir Jack Brabham, Russell Crowe (with a telephone), Kylie Minogue (for distraction), Jeff Fenech and Mick Doohan
Judy dench, stephen hawkins, the Hoff, french stewart, and last but least little bush
Flipper. Um, and four other cleverly-thought-out selections.
Or just Flipper. Dolphins can really mess you up.
Michelle Rodriguez (swat), Charlies Angels, and Megan Fox (just because) or Danica Patrick...
Me and any four of my buddies.
Rachel McAdams, Alyssa Milano, Angelina Jolie, Diana Krall, and Hellboy. The girls would distract my attackers long enough for Hellboy to beat the snot out of them while I kick back with a brew and the bitches.
Jackie Chan,Technoviking, Walter (from The Big Lebowski), Ellen Ripley, and Fezzik
ReverendDexter wrote: Optimus Prime. Yeah, I said it.
My B team is Captain Kirk (from TOS with a torn shirt), Lou Ferrigno, Worf, Cooter, and Darius Rucker. 
ManofFewWords wrote: Me and any four of my buddies.
haha, out of all my friends there are about two or three I would trust having my back in a barfight, but lets just say I know that from experience...
Darth Vader and 4 disposable Storm Troopers.
In that case, I change my answer to Blackbeard and 4 of his crew members. No one bar-fights like a pirate.
Five??? I only need one, my friend Jimmy since i was five, im not sure what his name was before that...
The guy used to throw unruly people over six foot fences for sport at my parties, and ive seen him rip a bumper off a car..okay, it was a rusty car, but still... he got shot in the thigh when he lived in Louisiana (over a woman no less), and still chased the dude down and stuffed him the trunk of his car. he then went to the hospital to get checked out, with the dude still locked in there. when the police were taking the report and asked him if he knew where they could find the guy, he tossed them his car keys... The coolest thing is, in knowing him for over 35 years now, I've never seen him actually hurt anyone, scare them yes, rough them up a bit, definitely, but at heart hes teddy bear and wouldn't purposely cause damage to anyone.
on second thought, maybe i do need four others, i hate to drink alone while Big Jim is playing with his new friends...
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