Welp...got hosed on this one. I fired up the car to pull it off the tow dolly and it revved really high, then started running rough and tapping. It inhaled something and bent some valves.
I haven't even transferred the title into my name, I just backed it into the garage and stewed on it for a while. I won't be tearing into the engine, I no longer have any interest in that sort of thing.
So, does anybody want/need a LeMons car? Some body panels have been removed but it runs and drives, albeit not very well. I'll let it go for scrap value which I think is around $300.