Accurate translation of motorcycle ads on Craigslist..

http://www.revzilla.com/common-tread/how-to-translate-motorcycle-ads

Brilliant..

So true.

99 Katana for sale: rare bike, collectible Wanted: one clueless buyer with cash

So true when talking about can of tuna's. Sadly, most of the time they call them faster than everything else.

The original Kat is rare and collectable, the others.. Not so much.

Over $5,000 in extras I wasted a lot of money on farkles nobody wants

This is every single used Harley ever, looking for a softail to cutup for a friend. There are like a dozen 1994-1997 softails on Craigslist maybe 2K under a new bike price.

Very true...very true.

Quite true for most. Made me laugh how true this is.

However, there's always that exception. I have always hated plastics, so I've torn them off without crashing the bike first. Now, my Speed Triple was already like that so I didn't have to.