Sounds like beaker from the muppets is trapped in that trunk

Consumer reports spitting fire. 
 

https://www.consumerreports.org/cars/hybrids-evs/tesla-cybertruck-review-a4750335741/

I liked the bit about the sharp corners of the tailgate, that cut a reviewers leg, being at head height for a small child.

Also this:

Cleaning: If you know how hard it is to keep stainless appliances clean, imagine what it would be like after driving your fridge at highway speeds... The cleaning section of the owner’s manual has 34 separate cautions, warnings, and notes... Tesla says the exterior’s appearance will ‘mature’ over time as the metal’s reflective properties and color change

The link is an article stub, with the rest behind a paywall.

CR usually doesn't pull punches though, so it might actually be pretty brutal.

In reply to Recon1342 :

It's almost worth subscribing just so I can read the whole review.