In reply to several insightful questions :
Okay, I tried to ask one specific question about one specific answer, and as usual, GRM is too insightful not to wonder what I'm trying to achieve and why I'd want to do what I was asking about... And I apologize in advance for the disorganized wreckage that passes for my understanding of what I'm trying to achieve. I'm more than happy to hear problems with my conclusions, assumptions, and/or suggestions I haven't thought of. This is supposed to be the fun phase...
In general, I'm looking at replacing the '97 F-250; the very last of the chassis that just evolved from the early sixties, you might say it's the intersection of too old to be good and too new to be cool. I mean, it's done a fine job of the truck stuff, pulled many trailer loads during phase 1 of the shop excavation, been to the dump, etc, etc... But it's very much an Old Truck and not much fun to drive, so it only gets used when we need to do truck stuff. We're also going to move the Mini along, and the new household order is that my wife's getting a new car, while I'm going to try to live the dream and mostly drive my neat old stuff. Which means the house truck is likely to be pressed into occasional DD duty for me when it turns out that a the MGB (or whatever) doesn't want to car today. It's not like the current truck won't do that, but... If I'm going to live with a truck that's that old-trucky, it needs to be cooler and thus more fun.
Anyhow, in no particular order, I'm going to try to roll out a bunch of the stuff I'm trying to mash into some kind of decision:
- Motorcycle to the track. Van is way nicer for both load-in height and having a lockable, out of the weather place for all the attendant gear.
- Home improvement stuff. Truck can be loaded with a bucket, van means either utility trailer or having dirt/gravel delivered (which isn't bad, but requires planning)
- Bicycle races. Depends on the race; cyclocross often means finishing the race looking like I've been dunked in brown tool dip, and I daydream of being able to either have an outdoor shower thing, or at least have a changing room to sponge off in. Other races I'm okay with my "modesty avocado" (cheap green changing tent; as a pasty, hairy, middle aged dude I consider it my civic duty to find a private place to clean up and change)
- Towing; I don't do it a lot but it does come up, but the local trailer rental places seem to be very limiting in what vehicles they'll allow. 7500lbs seems like a *minimum* to be able to rent a car trailer or a dump trailer, and I'd be sizing down on the dump trailer. I hope to never really need a dump trailer again after Phase II of the shop excavation, so if I move slowly enough maybe I'll be done with that before moving the F-250 along. Even at 7500, I'd be losing my go-to car hauler, as this place is five minutes from my house, easy to deal with, and the flat deck and built in hand crank winch make anything pretty easy to load. There's a less convenient place that does have an enclosed car hauler that's a bit more expensive, and they do just say "3/4 ton" for vehicle capability... I kinda feel like my rental options are just not great around here and that's forcing a larger towing capacity than I ever actually need. The linked trailer will probably never weigh more than 7k pounds with any vehicle I'd haul on it, but you have to be able to tow it fully laden to rent it.
I've at times considered:
- Somewhat newer pickup that's less of a penalty as transportation and just live with the lack of a closed box for gear; maybe crew cab so there's some weatherproof storage and maybe work out a small electric winch to make bike loading less of a momentum sport with the tall load-in. Yes, HF trailer would avoid the tall load-in, but then I have to have and store and drive with a trailer. A 3/4 ton truck could also manage one of those hitch mount bike carriers which do exist up to sport bike size and lower the load-into some extent...
- Large SUV (on the grounds that it could tow most stuff and would be more pleasant to drive; this mostly comes up when my wife's pondering of her next car leans toward something on the small end for road trips and more than two adults)
- Promaster/Sprinter/Transit; Less pleasant to daily because noisy box, but probably the best-driving of anything outside of the SUV? Best answer for motos and bikes, and in case I wind up with a functioning band again. I think this is my favorite answer despite the limitations.
- Econoline/E-series. In the era where tall vans are so common I hate the idea of going back to getting me and a bike through that 4' opening and tall conversions that actually have tall doors are rare. But you can get an E350 that does all the van things and tows 10k (if only for a few years and only with the V10 or diesel), which makes it the only option that can do absolutely everything except be loaded with a bucket.
Tow ratings are funny. I have little doubt that a lot of the above vehicles would probably actually do better with 10k lbs than my '97 F-250 with its drum rear brakes and flexi-flyer chassis. The 460 will move stuff happily enough, but it seems like everything from the last decade or two has more power and probably a more capable chassis. I suspect a 2010 F150 is actually more truck, but if the rating isn't there, they won't rent me the trailer (not to mention legality, liability, and I'm just not qualified to be cavalier about tow ratings).
And some of this is absolutely not totally rational. I just hate the idea of owning a perfectly good truck and having to go rent another one in order to rent a trailer. Even if that happened twice a year, it would be a few hours and lost in the noise cost-wise. It just feels like an invitation to berkeleying three days juggling pick-up and drop-off times and probably winding up caught between warring rental companies that won't let me tow one company's trailer with the other's truck, and finding that out right when I need to be hitting the road...